Archive for December 7th, 2008

07
Dec
08

May I just say something?

I was born at that weird time where I remember when Michael Jackson moonwalked for the first time, but I was too young (6 or 7) to have the context for how mind-blowing that was to people seeing it, where they knew the next morning they were going to wake up to a whole new reality.

Well, I feel like I finally understand, after seeing the Lonely Island’s “Jizz in My Pants” short on SNL. Thanks to mind-expanding drugs and the world of internet porn, I consider myself a difficult person to shock, but  honestly, I would have been less shocked if my parents had driven up from the farm unannounced, then walked into my living room and pulled off their faces to reveal that they were the aliens from V.

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