am i forgetting something?


turn off the stove?

write the great american novel?

call my parents?

move to Florida and register to vote for Gore?

put the lid back on the pickle jar?

wipe my prints off the crime scene?

return that vhs copy of “carlito’s way”?

convert to metric?

refill the hostages’ water dish? 

pick up my dry cleaning?

close that one interdimensional portal that allows demons to cross over into our world?

prank call that cable access show?

bribe the judges?

disable your passenger side airbag?

get in line to camp out for tix to the Jacksons’ Victory tour?

renew subscription to Cat Fancy magazine?

warn Nicole about OJ?

Photoshop my face out of picture with Roger Clemens?

carry the 1?


2 Responses to “am i forgetting something?”

  1. 1 Horatius Bonar
    May 27, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    return that dvd copy of “Tha Dogfather”?

  2. 2 jimjbollocks
    May 28, 2009 at 12:02 am

    Spelled “Tha Doggfather”. It will be returned in exchange for my copy of “Check Your Head.”

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