29
Apr
09

those little things floating around in italian dressing are actually mind-controlling robots

Dear sir:

We thank you for your unsolicited handwritten submission to our publishing house. Although, regrettably, the time is not right for us to consider your manuscript, I personally felt your submission warranted special comment, per your promise in the cover letter to “kill and eat all who fail to join (you) on the path to glory”.

Your work contains a level of brilliance so subtle as to be completely undetectable, but more time honing your craft would do your work a great service. Perhaps five to ten years writing appeals to the governor would infuse your future work with the urgency necessary to keep a reader’s attention.

In conclusion, I personally encourage you to continue the noble pursuit of your dream, although one semester at community college, distinguished though it may  have been, does not automatically qualify you to write owner’s manuals for kitchen appliances. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

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1 Response to “those little things floating around in italian dressing are actually mind-controlling robots”


  1. 1 saritalarojita
    May 8, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    Y E S.


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