five terrible poems


as a young man

i often had the thought

“i hope jesus doesn’t come back now”

while undoing a bra


i used to think

there was a superhero named dirty deeds

and he had a native american sidekick

called the thunderchief


in space

no one can hear you masturbating

but you should still

probably exercise some discretion


short-term memory loss

is one effect of marijuana use

which is a cause of

short-term memory loss


the lady that sold me condoms

looked a little disappointed

when i ended the question “do you have any extra-extra”

with “average”


1 Response to “five terrible poems”

  1. April 10, 2010 at 11:17 am

    i really like these. guess I’ve got bad taste.

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